Q. Is this legal?

A. Yes, escort services are entirely legal in New York State and in New York City. We should stress that when you book one of our girls, you are not booking a sexual encounter. Our professional entertainers are agreeing to spend time with you and nothing more. When you go out with one of our New York escorts, whatever develops between the two of you is entirely up to you. We definitely hope that you and your young lady will hit it off, which is why we take the time to post photo and bio information on our pages. The more a woman seems compatible to you, the more comfortable you are with her, the better the two of you will hit it off. We are rooting for you. We want you and your New York escort to have a really great time. Our devotion to your client satisfaction is total.

Q. How does this work? I’ve never done this before.

A. Using our site is simple and straightforward. Would you like to book some time with a professional entertainer, to spend however the two of you decide to spend it? Then simply look through our profile pages and choose the young lady who turns you on the most. Contact us and let us know what your schedule requirements are, including how long you would like to book your New York escort for. If the young lady you have selected is not available, or you don’t see exactly what you want, we’ll work with you to find someone in our extended network of escorts whom we think you will enjoy spending time with just as much. Once your selection is complete, you and your young lady mutually agree to a time and place to meet and commence your date. That place could be hour hotel or your home, the venue for which you would like company (such as a business convention or a theater event), or some other location that is acceptable to you both. Then you commence the date knowing that each of our girls is primed and ready to see to it you are happy when the booking is over. If anything goes wrong, it is your New York escort’s job to set it right. All stress and pressure is therefore lifted off you so you can once and for all begin to enjoy dating again.

Q. How long should I book my date for?

A. This will vary depending on what you want to do with your escort. If you are going out for a traditional date, such as dinner and drinks with some entertainment on the side, a few hours should be sufficient. That is the duration of a typical date. If you know ahead of time that you want your escort for more time than that, such as for an all-day business convention or for a specific social event, let us know and we will work out the scheduling and the rate required.

Q. Do I have to live locally to use your service?

A. Absolutely not. A lot of our clients are in fact residents of the New York area, yes, but we also get plenty of business from people who have come into town on business or for tourism purposes. Even if you’re just taking a once in a lifetime trip to New York City and you want some company while you are here, we would be happy to talk to you about booking some time with the young lady of your choice. Travel and business are always more fun with a beautiful woman on your arm!

Q. I’ve never used an escort service before and I’m worried about privacy. What do I do?

A. What you should do is stop worrying. We protect your confidentiality at all times. Your privacy is very important to us and we know you can’t relax if you’re worried about people finding out you hired an escort. It’s much safer to book with us, and much more secure, than to sign up for one of those Internet dating sites. We don’t collect information on you and we don’t discuss you with anyone outside the company. Our girls are discreet and have been trained to avoid discussing their clients with their fellow escorts, even on the job, and never with their friends or family. Rest easy when you book with us, because we will keep a close watch and set a jealous guard on your privacy.

Q. Can I book more than one escort at the same time?

A. You would be surprised, actually, just how often that sort of request is made. Yes, absolutely. We will have to coordinate the schedules of two different girls (or more than two, depending on your appetites) if you want to go out with more than one New York escort at a time, so there may be some more planning and forethought involved when it comes to arranging your date. That said, we would be happy to put one of our lovely ladies on each of your arms. Just let us know what you are looking for and give us some idea of your specific preferences. We think you’ll find it’s a dream come true.

Q. Am I a loser for “paying for it?”

A. First of all, hiring an escort isn’t paying for sex, and what we do is a perfectly legal service. Second of all, no, you are not a loser. The losers of the world are the ones who have let themselves get locked into the traditional dating pattern, which mistreats them, disadvantages them, and deprives them of their time and money with absolutely no guarantee of success. Why should you keep beating your head against the brick wall of traditional dating, especially if you’re the sort of guy who doesn’t have the fantastic looks or vast wealth of some lucky men who will never know what it’s like to be rejected? A man with resources will always be able to get women, even if they are only with him because of what they can get from him. (The sadder secret here is that all women think that way, on a genetic level, so even the nice ones expect to be able to get something out of being with you.) Leave behind the world of traditional dating. Stop signing up for being abused. Instead, book the time of one of our New York escorts. The result will be far better and you’ll be glad you did.